Kim and Kanye had to wait 30 minutes for their sushi … THIS is important news that needs to be on the front page of my internet waiting for me to wake up so I can know all the important things that happened while I slept.
I let go of strings on my pajama bottoms, they fell off, I started typing to everyone I knew and some I don’t … just desperately needing to know that they were ok, that they had survived, and in case they had not heard, that they might hear it from someone they know and not some random stranger … except for the ones who were random strangers.
I am not sure I will ever recover from this.
Is there a Hallmark card appropriate to send them? Can life be so cruel?
I needed help pulling my pajama bottoms back up.